My Room Has Gotten A Little Out of Hand

You know your room is messy when…

  1. You find yourself wearing mismatching shoes because finding a matching pair would take way to long
  2. Getting from Point A to Point B requires special skills and flexibility
  3. There are designated pathways (where the junk has parted) for getting to Point A from Point B
  4. Certain necessities (i.e. deodarant) are lost for days even after hour long search parties. Even worse you conclude buying a new stick will be easier than finding the old one.
  5. Getting dressed requires looking under the bed, searching through piles and climbing
  6. You are constantly finding things you forgot you had
  7. Climbing over furniture is an easier way to get from point A to B than just walking
  8. Your afraid that you will be strangled in your sleep by the pile of cords that are falling off your desk and are dangerously close to your head. (ok maybe this is just me)
  9. You have to avoid certain areas with broken glass for prolonged periods of time
  10. The curtain stays closed for weeks because getting to it is REALLY difficult
  11. You choose to go comando instead of tackling the huge pile of laundry (even though you have enough underwear to clothe a small African country)
  12. A foul odar has overtaken the room and there are so many places it could be coming from
  13. You have found mold growing on your dirty dishes on more than one occasion
  14. There are certain areas you are just flat out afraid to dig through
  15. Certain possessions have been eaten by bugs (may Michelle’s clarinet rest in peace)
  16. You have to give your friends pep talks before coming in

And yes sadly all of these things are true about me and my room. Things have gotten a little out of hand. The plan…clean tomorrow.

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About Kelsi

I'm a 20-something girl with a penchant for travel and a love of food. I'm prone to outdoor adventures, laughs over beers and photography missions. I write about my journeys on my blog, Some Sojourns, and on the Vayable Blog.

2 thoughts on “My Room Has Gotten A Little Out of Hand

  1. OMG!!! That’s gross. These things would only happen to you. LOL Don’t ever change you make me laugh (and a little nauseous) I bet you’re getting some good exercise though.

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